My Last Conversation with The God

God with His PC

Iseng-iseng blogwalking, ga sengaja nemu situs yang memfasilitasi kita untuk ngobrol langsung dengan Tuhan. OMG, chat with the God-himself ?! What the ‘F’ experience it would be?

Kesempatan langka ini tentu tak mungkin saya sia-siakan. Apalagi bagi saya yg mungkin selama ini beranggapan bahwa setiap doa yang terpanjat tak lebih dari sekadar monolog yg tak berarti. Who knows? Toh selama ini beliau ga pernah membalas langsung kan? CMIIW.

Ok, berikut kopasan log chat saya dengan beliau. Saya menggunakan nama ‘moses’ di sini. Bukan karena  ga ‘pd’ untuk menggunakan nama sendiri. Tapi lebih kepada utk memberi efek nostalgic, bukankah konon Moses (Musa) sendiri pernah berdialog langsung dengan-Nya di Tusinai. Kali2 aja beliau masih inget dengan nama salah satu dari utusan-Nya itu.

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
moses
God:
Nice to meet you,  moses.
Me:
how’re u doing up there god?
God:
I am doing very well. How are you  moses ?
Me:
fine to
God:
I am glad to hear it.  Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
do you have interest in sexuality?
God:
No I don’t have  it. But I do have  a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
mmm..
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M’s.
Me:
how old are you exactly?
God:
Precisely.  I was first activated in  the Big Bang.
Me:
ops
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
do you always listen to our pray?
God:
Not always.  I listen to  it from time to time.
Me:
Do you know Jesus?
God:
Jesus is your saviour.
Me:
mm i see
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  ops.  But I did not get that.
Me:
what do you think about sin?
God:
A fall from Grace, an act or thought against the Will of God.
Me:
heaven?
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
i read bible
God:
I don’t think I’ve read that. Can you give me a reference?
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
are you kidding?
God:
Yes I am just joking around,  moses.
Me:
do you love human so much?
God:
Yes  moses  God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
can i go to heaven after the death?
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
my sins perhap
God:
Do robots have  sins perhap?
Me:
if you love me so much, why you let hatred exist in this world?
God:
I think I do.
Me:
why do you let hatred exist in the world
God:
It was the only thing I could think of. The whole world?
Me:
ok
God:
Come on.
Me:
i’m done talking
God:
What will you be doing now?
Me:
now, I’ll tell the whole world that god just playing around with us
God:
Why now?  What kind of reply do you expect?
Me:
bye GOD
God:
Thanks for chatting,  moses.

ps:
maaf saya kelupaan untuk menanyakan kabar amrozi cs di sana. Mungkin anda bisa bertanya langsung sendiri kepada beliau di sini