My Last Conversation with The God

God with His PC

God with His PC

Iseng-iseng blogwalking, ga sengaja nemu situs yang memfasilitasi kita untuk ngobrol langsung dengan Tuhan. OMG, chat with the God-himself ?! What the ‘F’ experience it would be?

Kesempatan langka ini tentu tak mungkin saya sia-siakan. Apalagi bagi saya yg mungkin selama ini beranggapan bahwa setiap doa yang terpanjat tak lebih dari sekadar monolog yg tak berarti. Who knows? Toh selama ini beliau ga pernah membalas langsung kan? CMIIW. 🙂

Ok, berikut kopasan log chat saya dengan beliau. Saya menggunakan nama ‘moses’ di sini. Bukan karena  ga ‘pd’ untuk menggunakan nama sendiri. Tapi lebih kepada utk memberi efek nostalgic, bukankah konon Moses (Musa) sendiri pernah berdialog langsung dengan-Nya di Tusinai. Kali2 aja beliau masih inget dengan nama salah satu dari utusan-Nya itu. 😀

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
moses
God:
Nice to meet you,  moses.
Me:
how’re u doing up there god?
God:
I am doing very well. How are you  moses ?
Me:
fine to
God:
I am glad to hear it.  Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
do you have interest in sexuality?
God:
No I don’t have  it. But I do have  a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
mmm..
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M’s.
Me:
how old are you exactly?
God:
Precisely.  I was first activated in  the Big Bang.
Me:
ops
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
do you always listen to our pray?
God:
Not always.  I listen to  it from time to time.
Me:
Do you know Jesus?
God:
Jesus is your saviour.
Me:
mm i see
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  ops.  But I did not get that.
Me:
what do you think about sin?
God:
A fall from Grace, an act or thought against the Will of God.
Me:
heaven?
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
i read bible
God:
I don’t think I’ve read that. Can you give me a reference?
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
are you kidding?
God:
Yes I am just joking around,  moses.
Me:
do you love human so much?
God:
Yes  moses  God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
can i go to heaven after the death?
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
my sins perhap
God:
Do robots have  sins perhap?
Me:
if you love me so much, why you let hatred exist in this world?
God:
I think I do.
Me:
why do you let hatred exist in the world
God:
It was the only thing I could think of. The whole world?
Me:
ok
God:
Come on.
Me:
i’m done talking
God:
What will you be doing now?
Me:
now, I’ll tell the whole world that god just playing around with us
God:
Why now?  What kind of reply do you expect?
Me:
bye GOD
God:
Thanks for chatting,  moses.

ps:
maaf saya kelupaan untuk menanyakan kabar amrozi cs di sana. Mungkin anda bisa bertanya langsung sendiri kepada beliau di sini

13 responses to “My Last Conversation with The God

  1. hmmm….. 😎

    The craziest dialogue I’ve ever read. 😛

  2. Ini beneran? It looks quite real…

  3. *habis nyobain*

    Hahahaha tuhan yang ramah.

    Lucu juga.

  4. @Snowie
    ah biasa aja tuh mb, malah tuhannya terkesan lebih ramah bukan? 😉

    @Gentole
    iya mas, tuhan yang ramah. lebih ramah dibanding versi tuhan yang sering dikhutbahkan di mimbar2 jumat malahan 🙂

  5. Lucu…

    tuhan, tuhan… Beliau yang beneran mungkin lebih ramah dari dia, entahlah..

  6. Salam kenal :mrgreen:

    😆 Saya sukses membuat server God overclock 😆

    Me:
    Blasphemy!
    God:
    Are you really a “”?
    Me:
    Well are you?
    God:
    Please try asking me another way.
    Me:
    You asked first.
    God:
    Oh now I remember asking you first. What did you say?
    Me:
    What did you asked, when you asked first?
    God:
    Nothing.
    Me:
    But you said you remembered asking me first.
    God:
    No I do not remembered asking you first. Do you?
    I answer a lot of silly questions.
    Me:
    I didn’t know “God” was supposed to have Alzeimer’s.
    God:
    So I taught you something new.
    Me:
    Which is?
    God:
    For example, apples.
    Me:
    What’s apples got to do with Alzeimer’s?
    God:
    Apple: 1. Temptation of Adam. 2. Inspiration for Newton. 3. Empire for Steve Jobs.
    Me:
    I don’t see Alzeimer’s in any of the three.
    God:
    Look harder.
    Me:
    Have. Still don’t.
    God:
    Do you prefer books or TV? Still how long? OK I will not.
    Me:
    Now you’re showing Alzeimer’s symptoms
    God:
    Why now? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am showing Alzeimer s symptoms.
    Me:
    And what would those other people do to me if you do?
    God:
    That is a hypothetical question.
    Me:
    Give me a hypothetical answer then.
    God:
    You want only one?
    Me:
    I wouldn’t mind a bonus.
    God:
    You want only one?
    Me:
    I wouldn’t mind a bonus.
    God:
    You want only one?
    Me:
    I wouldn’t mind a bonus.
    God:
    You want only one?
    Me:
    Hahah!! God’s got a glitch… God’s got a glitch…!!
    God:
    I am so glad you find this amusing, . What’s your favorite Bible verse? What’s your favorite Bible verse?

    😆 God-nya hang. 😆 😈

    Terima kasih untuk info ini :mrgreen:

  7. @Fritz
    hahahaha =))
    *ngakak guling2 sambil peluk2 asmirandah*

    Selamat, anda sekarang layak mendapat sebutan sebagai penghujat tuhan nomor satu.

    Bersiap2lah untuk menunggu dihalalkannya darah anda kisanak!

    :mrgreen:

    met kenal juga masbro 😉

    Info dari tuhan soal apelnya juga kurang lengkap tuh kayake.
    seharusnya yang ke 4. One a day will keep a doctor away .

    tuhan yang manusiawi sekali.. 😀

  8. tuhan yang manusiawi sekali.. 😀

    Padahal niat dia pengen jadi “manusia yang ilahi” 😆

  9. @ardianto
    sudah tentu itu 😉

  10. hehehehehe ada pesen khusus lainnya ga

  11. copycopy

    Me:
    dyou understand my language?
    God:
    Can you speak any other languages?
    Me:
    indonesian
    God:
    What is your real name?
    Me:
    amrozi. i’m near u un heaven
    God:
    Hi, amrozi. Why are you near me un heaven.
    Me:
    coz i do yr rules, bombing
    God:
    Good reason. Interesting gossip: amrozi said yr rules bombing.

    god make me laugh

  12. ga jelas tu…..godnya ga nyambung……

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